maliciousmelons: im actually kinda mad that female gazelles arent called madamgazelle
sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles
potential-and-difference: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them? How stoned are you right now? Was that a fucking pun?
DiCaprio and Mulligan, meanwhile, don’t seem like star-crossed lovers so much as...– People Magazine’s review on ‘The Great Gatsby’ (via brucewaynes) READ A BOOK (via lexcanroar) Ohmyfuckinggod HE’LL TAKE HIS OSCAR NOW (via lyndez)
dootzy: this video will make your day better
psychoticmist: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’