helLlord

Dec 06

(Reblogged from theantipodeanhomo)

Dec 02

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(Source: sirlu)

(Reblogged from jumpedship)

Nov 28

xstarlightgirl:

90s90s90s:

The origin of the Carlton Dance.

LOL

(Reblogged from trice77)

Nov 15

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Oct 19

cosmo sex tip #666

rappinpicard:

when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan

(Source: liz-in-time-saves-nine)

(Reblogged from sleepyeyedbitch)

Oct 11

animalstalkinginallcaps:

COME ON, MARY. DANCE WITH ME. I PROMISE I WILL BE A PERFECT GENTLEMAN.

KIDDING, OF COURSE. IT’S USHER. I AM GOING TO FREAK YOU SO HARD WE SHOULD PROBABLY GRAB A CONDOM.

I WANT TO MAKE LOOOOOOOVE IN THIS CLUB!

IN THIS CLUB!

IN THIS CLUB!

IN THIS CLUB!

(Reblogged from animalstalkinginallcaps)

Sep 29

wolfami:

courtkneeee:

GPOY

I wonder how long I’d remain alive if I pulled this shit at work.

“We are about to freak out right now. We are about two seconds away from jumping up on this table, and kicking everything in sight. Which is our own property, by the way.”

Every time you point I see a penis.

I AM DYING. DY. ING.

(Reblogged from wolfami)

Sep 21

(Reblogged from incaseofsunrise)

Sep 15

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Sep 07

omg dying. dy. ing.

This was part of the “The Fucking Epic Quest of @mayoremanuel book release party at the Hideout the other night. Cannot express the love I have for this dude.