i used to go to mcdonalds in nashville and order a large drink and then while they were handing it to me in the drive thru i would let it slip through my hands onto the ground and start crying(im a really good actor) and then they would get me another and id drop that one too and i would quietly whisper
“im so thirsty”
and drive off crying
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is this snake fucking serious
like was that actually fucking necessary
You want me to show this to the cat, and have the cat tell you what it is? Cos the cat’s gonna get it!
Hahahhahah
Fuck.
Beach Boys walk into a bar:
- Round?
- Round?
- Get a round?
- I'll get a round.
Will never not just crey a river every time I see this.
spitecho | softcastle-mccormick:
Is it just me or are these pain descriptions oddly dramatic
Professional wine-tasters shouldn’t be allowed to write Wikipedia articles.
Professional wine-tasters should write descriptions of every possible sensation that could ever be experienced.
killer tofu …on vinyl
Have I told you how important my friend Kristen’s (& Heather) blog is?
